The Pastor replied: 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.
Then the Man answered innocently: 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?'
The Pastor exclaimed "YESUU NA MARIA..!! Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian... Chaaaa lanyeee...! We definitely have services for all Christians here!!'
This is just an over the counter joke, do not spit fire for it please, sawa? Lighten up and TGIF!